things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences
- ❝ don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞
- ❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞
- ❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞
- ❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞
- ❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞
- ❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞
- ❝ yeah – whinge, whinge! you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞
- ❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞
- ❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞
- ❝ oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞
- ❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞
- ❝ woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞
- ❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞
- ❝ I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞
- ❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed! ❞
- ❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞
- ❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞
- ❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞
- ❝ don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞
- ❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞
- ❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞
- ❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
before you jumped into it, huh? ❞
(via incrediviolet-archive)