Corny Pickup Lines
1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
19. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
(via coccinellc)